JD Can Put A Motorcycle Into Four Wheel Drive T-Shirt — Vance 2028 Novelty Political Tee

Most people settle for two wheels and call it a day. JD looks at a motorcycle and somehow finds two more. This shirt is perfect for fans of ridiculous humor, impossible talent, and the kind of confidence that turns common sense into a suggestion. Wear it proudly and let everybody know JD does not operate within the limits of ordinary transportation, physics, or basic mechanical reality.

• High Quality Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee
• Colors: Black, Gray, Red and Blue: 100% Cotton
• Designed & Professionally Printed in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50