Political Parody T-Shirt — “JD Would Never Sweep Your Leg” / Vance 2028 Back Print

Some people choose violence. JD chooses restraint, dignity, and not turning every disagreement into a low-budget karate tournament. This shirt is perfect for fans of absurd humor, movie references, and the kind of guy who could sweep your leg but has the self-control not to. Wear it proudly and let everyone know JD believes in winning with style, not cheap shots to the shin.

• High Quality Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee
• Colors: Black, Gray, Red and Blue: 100% Cotton
• Designed & Professionally Printed in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50